mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

oddishtea:

untexting:

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

Ya she needs to shut up

fullmetalwindbreaker:

going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby

cryptid-cuddles:

me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

gaysuggestions:

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

merrybitchmas2:

solitarelee:

Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job” 

honey i don’t have to wonder 

lilttlekingtrashmouth:

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

jayywesst:

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

kirikatachibana:

real-live-dragon:

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long